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MASH (1972) - S01E04 Drama

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How would you like a land mine up your moustache?

MASH (1972) - S01E04 Drama

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— Obviouslyyou don‘t. — Give the man a cigar.

MASH (1972) - S01E04 Drama

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General, the man came in with a chest wound.

MASH (1972) - S01E04 Drama

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|don‘t like this at all. No, sir.

MASH (1972) - S01E04 Drama

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Do you realize you‘ve a man on guard duty who‘s wearing a skirt?

MASH (1972) - S01E04 Drama

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— Were you born in that position? —Yes,sir—— No,sir!

MASH (1972) - S01E04 Drama

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— Can you hold on for a second? — Sure, no sweat.

MASH (1972) - S01E04 Drama

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[ C/acking]

MASH (1972) - S01E04 Drama

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Hey, is it possible to sue your feet for divorce?

MASH (1972) - S01E04 Drama

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With your luck, you‘d get custody ofthe arches.

MASH (1972) - S01E04 Drama

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Mine are killing me. Sure wish they‘d let us operate sitting down.

MASH (1972) - S01E04 Drama

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They might, ifwe could talk the patients into standing up.

MASH (1972) - S01E04 Drama

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Fixyou a martini?

MASH (1972) - S01E04 Drama

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Haven‘t you two anything better to do when you‘re offduty...

MASH (1972) - S01E04 Drama

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than to lie around and swill gin?

MASH (1972) - S01E04 Drama

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“Swill gin"?

MASH (1972) - S01E04 Drama

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Sir, I have sipped, lapped and taken gin intravenously,

MASH (1972) - S01E04 Drama

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but I have never swilled.

MASH (1972) - S01E04 Drama

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Actually, I‘m pursuing my lifelong quest for the perfect,

MASH (1972) - S01E04 Drama

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the absolutely driest martini to be found in this or any other world.