At least, that's what the defence attorneys will plead.

Trouble at mill.

Guaranteed to break the ice at naughty parties.

with only a cup of coffee at eleven...

gunfight at the OK coral in morse code

while passing sentence at the Central Criminal Court

Yes, we're on film at the moment, you see.

This is Uncle Ted at the back of the house.

And this is Uncle Ted at the side of the house.

Nice little novelty number 'a naughty Humphrey' breaks the ice at parties.

made several not-at-all legal remarks on the subject of fun

However, I'm not going to punish you because we're so short of judges at the moment,

and the PM wants more LSD from the PIB by tomorrow AM or PM at the latest.

Mr Wentworth just told me to come in here and say that there was trouble at the mill, that's all.

If I may charge you m'lud, you are charged that on the fourteenth day of June 1970, at the Central Criminal Court,