Fixing the plow and plant.

Look at them, planting corn at the dark of the moontime.

Now, everybody knows that you plant turnips on July the 25th.

This was my idea, to show you how unnecessary it is to plow and plant.

Then comes the light of the moon, and we'll plant our corn and our beans and our tomatoes.

Well, why bother to plant them all when the best in the world are here at your fingertips?

While the others are exploring the rest of the market, I want to show you how unnecessary it is to plant a garden.

No, not when you have the whole front yard to plow, and corn to plant, and taters, turnips, rutabakers, and onions, and oats, and barley, and watermelon.

Well, now, we sure don't want to do nothing to rile the neighbors, but Granny's powerful set on plowing and planting that piece of land out front.

This being the dark of the moon, we'll plant the things that grow underground first, like our taters and our turnips and our onions and our beets and our radishes.