Sure is cold in there without you, Granny.

It ain't no fun sleeping on this cold, hard floor.

Oh, how those words stab into me heart like cold steel.

Oh, I tell you, Jed, I'm as nervous as if I was going to get a real honest-to-goodness proposal.

♪ Instead of California where the sun so warmly shines ♪ Tonight we find the Clampetts in their cabin in the pines ♪ The weather is so cold, hot coffee freezes in the cup ♪ And when the chickens lay their eggs, they lay them standing up. ♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪