Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed.

A poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed.

And then one day he was shooting at some food, and up through the ground come a bubbling crude.

Oil, that is.

Black gold.

Texas tea.

Well, the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire.

The kinfolk said, Jed, move away from there.

Said, California's the place you ought to be.

So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly Hills, that is.

Swimming poos, movie stars.

The Beverly Hillbillies.

THE END

Howdy, Pearl.

Have a nice trip into town?

No, I didn't.

Every place we went, folks stared at us.

Well, Pearl, you gotta expect that.

A handsome woman like you, dressed to the teeth, showing a pretty ankle, folks are bound to stare.

You ask me, they were staring at this old truck.