You have your end first.

Honesty, cross my heart.

Where'd you see this chicken?

Down by the seaman pond.

Seaman pond?

Uncle Jed, that pond is the fanciest thing you ever did see!

Why, they are steps, so the cattle can walk right down into it and get a drink!

And up at one end, there's a lady standing there made out of rock, and she's a-pouring water out of a jar right into that cement pond!

Well, that's how come that big old pink chicken didn't get away from me!

Flew right over the top of that there rock lady, landed in that pond, and swam like an otter.

Just a whopping them big old pink wings of an otter.

What color did you see that chicken wore?

It's pink.

Ain't I told you that stuff would stunt your growth?

Miss Granny, I didn't, I didn't touch a drop.

You and me is going to the woodshed.

Jethro, you swear to be telling the truth?

So help me Jefferson Davis.

Take your hat off when you speak of the president.

Well, he ain't president no more.