Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed, the poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed.

And then one day he was shooting at some food, and up to the ground come a bubbling crude.

Oil, that is.

Black gold.

Texas tea.

Well, the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire.

The kinfolk said, Jed, move away from there.

Said, California's the place you ought to be.

So they loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly Hills, that is.

Swimmin' poos, movie stars.

The Beverly Hillbillies.

What's this I hear about the children's zoo returning a gift?

Yeah, how about that?

A baby hippopotamus worth thousands of dollars, they sent it back.

Well, I don't understand.

Neither do I. You try to do something nice for the kids, give them some pleasure, a little advice.

Advice?

Well, I didn't give them just a plain hippo.

I gave them a hippo with a message.

Chief, how could you?