Our husbands knew this woman years and years ago.

After all these years?

After all these years?

It might take another 18 years.

Jethro, you're making me old before my time.

Well, the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire.

Oh, just an old tune we used to sing.

Do you realize how old she must be by now?

Old Lester and Earl's comin' out here to see us.

Let's surprise old Jed with that song we wrote about him.

They run off just like they done 18 years ago.

Well, I hate to tell you this, Jed, but she's stiff as a board.

He won't hold you on his lap, unless you are an old five-string banjo.

Say, Earl, it sure will be nice to see old Jed Clampett again, won't it?

Now old man Flatty on the farm, from the hog lot to the barn, from the barn to the rail, he made his living by carrying the mail.

Let's all relax now and have some good old stomping music and some of Granny's vittles and get acquainted all over again.