I'm a sophisticated international playboy.

I know all about that stuff.

Well, what I had in mind was... Forget it, Uncle Jed.

You can't tell me nothing about the facts of life.

Well, that's comforting.

Yeah, I'm what you call a swinger.

For instance, you know how I used to think that babies come from under cabbage leaves?

Yeah, I remember.

Well, they don't.

They don't?

No.

That's just a story they tell little kids.

How they really get here is where the birds and the bees come in.

You see, there's this great big bird called a stork.

Don't stop me now.

At your age, you ought to be hearing.

Anyways, this stork swoops down and picks the babies up by the diapers and then slides them off the end of their beaks down folks' chimneys.

They do.

They do.

But that's the birds' part.