Throw the little tidal tail out of the ring.

She always carries him to the ring... for inspiration.

Rebecca will never be able to climb back into the ring after that terrible... Wait a minute!

As she passes our microphones around to the ring, we'll see if we can get a statement.

Yeah, when that bell rings, old little Rebecca at Donnybrook Farm is really going to get stomped.

There's the warning bell, and in just a moment, our two opponents will meet in the center of the ring, shake hands, and this match will be underway.

Referee Jane LaBelle is in the ring, and any moment now, our two female gladiator, uh, uh, uh, those booze and catcalls can mean only one thing, as here she comes, the beast of being time, Miss Mean Herself, the bustin' strong girl.