I mean that old thing.

And in the good old colonial way, no automatic dishwasher.

Oh, this old truck's right handy for fetching and toting.

I just scrubbed and polished this floor, and I don't want no Lindsay Woolsey dust from that crazy old contraption messing it up.

I mean that when your family and my family arrived on the Mayflower, his family was waiting for them.

I want these ruffians seized and hanged immediately.

Well, I better come along and see if I got enough lye soap.

I could be your chauffeur and drive you around in style.

I'm Jet Clampett, and like I say, this here is my daughter, Ellie May.

And whilst I'm showing Ellie how to work it, I can watch my middles cooking.

And I warn you, Milburn, just as they brought about the decay of Rome, so Beverly Hills will crumble and... Oh, please, Martha, relax.

I have just been pelted with those repulsive objects by your friends and our neighbors, the Clampetts.

Earl's got a hankering to get into society, and I says, well, I hear tell when it comes to society, Miss Drysdale's one of the first hogs to the trough.

And while I'm sure that the bank examiners will find our fiscal situation to be sound, I am extremely anxious... Oh, Melvin!