I was going to die on the desert, and then I decided I'd go back home and be buried proper.

Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed.

I've done all this, and I got 27 rooms to go.

I'll tell you what, you wait here and I'll go upstairs and see if I can find Granny.

I hold you personally responsible for her happiness and well-being. ♪

My own kinfolk don't want me, just because I slowed up a little and I can't clean the house like I used to.

And C, I was able to get Mrs. Mack here, who comes highly recommended.

I slow down one year, and you're going to throw me on the scrap heap.

They'll just find my bleached bones out on the desert, where I died from hunger and thirst.

You see, the Clampetts are very unusual people and I just don't think you could please them.

I gotta do something to stop that little woman from killing herself and us in the bargain, trying to clean this big house the way she done to Kevin.

It ain't likely we're going to change Granny's ways at her age, so I figured the thing for us to do is get a small house somewhere and move.