Do you wish the mink, madam?

And when I say we, I mean you.

You might be as proud as a peacock, but you're as poor as Job's turkey and you know it.

And it is important that his family like you, too.

It'll be your job if and when you're her ma.

You and me?

I reckon I was at your place when you was coming over here.

Why do you drive around in that truck and dress as you do and eat grits and hog jowls?

Come through, ma, and I'll take you for a ride.

And she's very interested in you, Mr. Clampett.

Now you and me can eat the candy.

And if she's this pushy, flat-busted broke, thinks what she'll be when she gets her hands on your money.

Provided you and Mr. Clampett hit it off personally.

And do you realize that now you have almost $40 million in my bank?

You come in, say howdy, and then take Cynthia for a walk, leaving the widow and me alone.

How about me going inside with you and courting Cynthia while you court the widow?

Yeah, and you ain't gonna get no dowry out of her.

It was your responsibility to turn that wild girl into a lady, and you failed.

I bet you that Mary Pickford is good for a herd of milk cows and a barn full of setting hens.

Why don't you go out back and see if your granny needs some help?