And she wishes to know if you all will sit for her.

She's preparing to paint a family portrait.

And I was wondering if you'd let him come and stay with you for a while.

And a few rows of corn.

And she says, he's a butler.

Listen to a story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed.

Me and Granny will talk it over, and I'll call you.

I should propose to the Clampetts that they sit for a family portrait.

A combination butler and ballad for Jed and Jethro, who helped them assemble a wardrobe, teach them how to... Ravenswood.

I reckon you and Jethro done met.

She's a young thing and cannot leave her melody.

A great big mess of grits and hog jowls.

Are you doin' the washin' and the scrubbin' and the cleanin' fur?

You go put a dress on like you promised.

They will no doubt see the logic of my didactic approach, accede to my wishes, don suitable raiment, and, once they have seen themselves thus attired, take... We're in.

And then, you be real nice to Marie.

You said your daughter was pretty and charming.

And he looks right down his nose at me and says, Madam, I am a butler.

You shouldn't have called me a pedicure!

You go swimming in a seaman's pond.