Miss Connors, you're a fine woman, and I'm proud you asked me, but... who?

When you marry up with the Countess, are you gonna live in a castle with a moat and a drawbridge and a tower and a dungeon and knights in iron suits fighting with swords and lances and rescuing damsels in distress?

A poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed.

When you two leave on your honeymoon, I'll give you his and her jugs.

You'll like it even better when you see the hat.

I remember when Granny used to make it in a hollow stump.

But when a doctor like me walks in and tries to buy a few life-saving drugs,

Hey, you got a castle?

You mean took such a liking to you.

You sure you don't need a little help, kid?

If you can't believe a sign, what can you believe?

You know, I was in Paris attending a party for the prince when I suddenly realized it was time for Granny to start brewing her magic elixir.

I declare Ellie Mae, you need a panelist.

You know, I'm absolutely helpless without a chauffeur.

Found a dandy bunch of bottles for you.

Jethro, you go out and light a big fire under the kettle.

Could you and me have a little talk alone in the parlor?

Well, now I'm telling you to make a fire.

Yep, Granny, I think you got a good stout batch.

Well, the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire.