She's just a little unconventional.

Is she ever?

She said she'd personally see that I lost every patient I had.

Let Granny come down and watch you, see what modern medicine is like, and when she does, she'll know how far behind she is and quit of her own accord.

That little hillbilly is making medicine again?

All she's handing out there is root beer.

Yeah, as pretty as she is, she can do a lot better than you.

and the two of us are going to see to it that she does just that.

Before I let you put that sweet little old account behind bars, I'll swallow every pill in this jar.

Yeah, well, uh, I mean... Bessie is an animal, and she better start forgetting about Jethro.

I have been trying to stop that little witch doctor's illegal practice of medicine ever since she came here, and I finally got a witness that can do it.