Oh, how wonderful to... What?

But I know how anxious you are to get back to Boston and your doctors.

How does that sound to you, honey?

Come to think of it, that's how come she's in Boston.

I'm afraid, Milburn, that you've let the wrong kind of people move in next door to us, and I'm dreadfully, dreadfully upset.

I just had to call and talk to my darling.

Well, now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and all his kin.

And we're going to help you, ain't we, Jed?

How would you like for a member of your family to become princess of Palm Springs?

No ma'am, he ain't him as Drysdale, but Granny and me'd like to talk to you.

Duke and me's all set to go hunting, ain't we, Duke?

And then one day he was shooting at some food, and up to the ground come a bubbling crude.

If this means so much to you, we'll all pick up and go to them Palm Springs with you.

Nobin, I have just flown 3,000 miles to meet the Clampetts, and I intend to meet them right now.

So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly Hills, that is.

They're holding a beauty contest at the Springs this week and someone in this very room has the face and the figure to win.

We can't go up to Palm Springs and leave our neighbor at a time like this.

I know, kid, but it'd be worth a little white lie to help a neighbor and save America.

Oh, Margaret, don't you want to stop at home first and freshen up, take some medicine or something?

Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed.