Oh yeah, you and your missus are fine neighbors.

Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed.

Oh, you poor man.

Don't let this dress make you forget you're a married man.

Mr. Drysdale, you're a fine fella, but I have got to get Granny out of that mansion.

Grab a scrub bucket and get over there.

Jed and the young'uns.

Duke and Mace covered out Holland more ways than a kraut lays in a barrel.

Poor old Duke's plumb a shine to be herself.

On the other hand, of course, with your winning ways and sweet personality... Miss Hathaway, take this lovely lady up to the Clampetts and see that she's made welcome.

How old are you?

Jethro and me will go out in the country and see if we can find a... No, Dad!

Jestero and me will head for the country and scout out a place or two to show her.

Well, the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire.

A very sensible idea, and you want me to look for one?

And then one day he was shooting at some food, and up through the ground come a bubbling crew.

I'm just a poor old worn-out bag of bones.

Just the slightest little hint, and she'll take the bait and run with it.

Do I look that old?

Well, you're awful old, Granny.