Now I know why cowboys ride horses.

You gotta admit, it ain't exactly what Hoot Gibson would ride.

Hey, Uncle Jed, I can't ride to the movie studio pulling that thing.

Well Clyde won't pull his wagon unless Cousin Bess is riding in it.

You can't rope, you can't ride, you can't fast-draw, and you can't act!

Do you think that I'm going to ride down to the movie studio through the middle of Beverly Hills, riding this plow horse, pulling that wagon with that monkey in it?

I got to ride my mount down to Mamma's studios and sign my co-star contract.

If it can move at all, you better get on it and ride for your life.

I can't drive a truck down to the movie studio, and I sure can't ride a horse pulling that wagon.