Now he's hooked on show business.

Well, the lure of show business has turned many ahead.

Now, I'm going to show you the Stanislavski method of acting.

Well, ladies and gentlemen, thanks to Mr. Jake Crampett here, his cousin Jed has decided to get into show business like the rest of us.

But when able-bodied folks have to have their riddles toted up to bed to them, I think it's downright sinful and lazy.

especially when they bear the proud name of Clampett.

Well, I reckon movie picture actors like Cousin Jake are used to living a different kind of life from us, Granny.

Besides, the young'uns don't seem to mind fetching a totem for them.

Hey, Granny, Aunt Opal wants some more juice.

Oh, and I'll need this pot of coffee for my uncle at the movie store.

Yes, old you.

I think he's dead.

You think we were the poor relations instead of them two upstairs?

Now, Granny, I don't hardly think it's fitting for you to be calling a big movie star like Cousin Jake poor relations.

I ain't never seen him in a movie picture.

Have you?

Well, Granny, you and me don't go to a whole heap of pictures, neither.

Well, I've seen enough to know who stars and who ain't.

That's more than he does.

What do you mean?