The Beverly Hillbilly.

You could bring a bear with that.

Hillbilly, that is.

Beverly Hills, puniest greens I ever did see.

A body can't find no greens in these Beverly Hills.

So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly Hills, that is.

Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed.

And then one day he was shooting at some food, and up to the ground come a bubbling crude.

Oil, that is.

Black gold.

Texas tea.

Well, the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire.

The kinfolk said, Jed, move away from there.

Said, California's the place you ought to be.

Swimming pools, movie stars.

What you mumbling about, Granny?

I've been out all morning.

All I got was a scraggly handful of rhubarb leaves.

At home, I'd have had two bushels.

Pollard, mustard.