Oh, hello, Jethro.

Oh, hello, Jethro.

Here's Granny and, uh, Jethro and Ellie Mae.

Jethro, noble Spartacus, you shall lead your people to happiness.

The Beverly Hillbilly.

Hillbilly, that is.

In Beverly Hills?

In Beverly Hills?

But this is Beverly Hills.

I've listened to you sing the hillbilly blues that's coming out of my ears.

Mr. Drysdale is a community leader, a respected man, a responsible citizen.

A feudal lord, that's what he is.

And the Clampetts are his serfs, his vassals.

They live in a little shack on the grounds of his estate.

They have to poach dandelions from his lawn in order to eat.

They'd starve if their family didn't send them food packages from back in the hills.

Let's keep our voice down, shall we?

Professor Graham, I have found a family living in virtual bondage in the very center of the wealthiest section of the wealthiest city of the wealthiest country in the world.

They face poverty, pestilence, famine.

Jenny, lower your voice.