Kelly May, we're going back home.

He's got a mule, he's got a dog.

I was hands-long, stump-whipped, and dog-pulled.

There's got to be some way of playing hooky.

If I ever do get married, I want to keep my wife here at home.

Well, Jed, you know the finest career that a woman can have is getting married and making a home.

Yeah, it's the only way we can get our wives out of bed in the morning.

He's got a mule, he's got a dog, but what he needs from the catalog is delivery of someone to love without fail.

As you ride home the long last mile She'll make you feel it was all worthwhile You'll be full of pride, so satisfied You order, you order, you order the mail order bride