I was only funnin' ya when I called you a varmint.

Dark man to see you, Pa.

A nice plot out in the country where she can plant things.

I believe I'd take it easy on that jerk, too.

They call her Granny.

I'll call Mr. Drysdale.

You call this living?

And the name of the loved one?

Where is the loved one now?

I'll commence calling, folks, pal.

We'll call it Green Acres.

I appreciate your calling Happy Valley, but I will have to ask about credit.

Great big sign alongside the road said, buy your loved one a plot in Happy Valley.

I'll call him for you, Pa.

Believe me, when Clampett goes, that guy'll kill himself.

Look what I found in the root salad.

I see there are four in the family.

Well, the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire.

Why can't we live in the country where folks can breathe, raise things, and shoot off a gun?

Two drinks of that and you don't feel a thing.