I need a man's opinion.

This here man is such a south.

A man never forgets his first love, Pearl.

A man never forgets his first love, Pearl.

Listen to my story about a man named Ted.

Yeah, Lester with his guitar and Earl with his banjo.

Something wrong with Granny?

What's wrong with Granny?

When that boy gets to going, he's a one-man stampede.

I couldn't decide whether to fly with Flat or skip with Scruggs.

Where are you going with that?

Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed.

Them two always was crazy in love with her.

And it ain't good for working with my critters neither.

Let's surprise old Jed with that song we wrote about him.

Now old man Flatty on the farm, from the hog lot to the barn, from the barn to the rail, he made his living by carrying the mail.

Well, how come Aunt Pearl didn't marry up with one of them?

I never seen two big boys crazier in love with one little woman.

Don't you marry Lester Flatty, slicks his hair with possum fat, and change her name to Mrs. Earl Scruggs.

Because the one that don't get me, he'll be eat up with jealousy and they'll get to fighting like they used to.