Hillbilly, that is.

And me.

And Jed and me want to give you a reward.

The Board of Health will condemn the building and you'll go to jail!

And I'll give you my part of the reward.

And that includes Julie Andrews.

Good morning, Stooges and Flunkies!

Well, Pa was out there shortening knives and cobbing shoes and men in a churn, and Grace says the light's better outside, so... Oh, there goes the neighborhood!

Oh, now... I'm a fair barber and a good dentist and a brilliant doctor.

And my newest star, Lee Marvin.

Just pack them up and clear out.

It's good for barbering and minor surgery.

Just one picture like the sound of music and I'm well.

And forming a corporation has certain tax benefits.

And how do you intend to pay them?

I will go and make all necessary arrangements.

I just had my teeth fixed and cleaned.

New shoes, and tomorrow I'll have new hair.

And then one day he was shooting at some food, and up to the ground come a bubbling crude.

Yeah, like a private projection room, and a sauna bath, and a landing pad on the roof for my helicopter.