I'm bringing in a hired gun.

threatening a couple of helpless women.

As a matter of fact, I did.

I thought I had a picture of him around.

Surely you don't suspect... Well, it's a force of habit.

What kind of a day is it going to be?

You and Dad must have been two of a kind.

I was a dumb kid, had no sense of values.

As a matter of fact, I don't believe she did.

Well, I'll see if I can find a picture of him.

I've got a great scheme to get rid of the Clampetts.

Of course not.

But I got rid of the trampets, and it didn't cost me a cent.

A shrine.

He had a pile of canes and trusses and air trumpets as high as their desks.

He's nothing but a nitpicker, a busybody.

♪ From the halls of Sacramento to the shores of O.L.A.

You're all invited back next week to this locality to have a heapin' helpin' of their hospitality.

Now, give me a couple of minutes to terrorize them, and then you come to the rescue.

Please don't use that kind of language in front of your father.