When you marry up with the Countess, are you gonna live in a castle with a moat and a drawbridge and a tower and a dungeon and knights in iron suits fighting with swords and lances and rescuing damsels in distress?

I'm a countess, not a queen.

You're a knight!

I'm a damsel!

What a pity!

You're a knight!

It's a drugstore.

Just needs a maw.

Light a fire, Jethro.

What's a whatnot shop?

Give her a double.

Hey, you got a castle?

A member of international royalty.

Such a vital, stimulating man.

I put in a little extra angelica root and heart leaf.

Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed.

made a big fuss over Jed.

Say, sir, she's a married woman.

All she needs is a mop.

I have a suggestion, Your Ladyship.