Ain't nobody told a real story about what happened the day the Johnsons backed into us.

Summons and complaints?

Fine and dandy.

And so am I.

Shut up and act.

And then oil was discovered on your land, and you became very, very wealthy and moved to Beverly Hills.

She's 18 and still single.

And you were very poor.

Very simple and very sweet.

I just want to say that me and my family here is right good at tracking and trailing and hunting.

However, one more infraction and I will hold you in contempt.

And we didn't crash... That's all.

And I need vittles for my critters.

And I need vittles for you critters.

There's an old truck going in and down the street out of control.

And I understand you're quite a good shot.

No, and we didn't... That's all, thank you.

And then we drove on home, and that's the last we seen of the Johnsons, till somebody come to the house and told us to come down here to the courtroom.

That brave man got to his feet and stood there straight and tall so she wouldn't see he was suffering.

He hugged her and he kissed her and right then is where I found out she was a heap like my daughter.