This is my old friend Maggie.

Freddy, you old rascal.

Awful bossy old woman.

Satan, when you're mad, put it on.

Hey Granny, a great big old eagle just snatched the hat right off my head.

Well, the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire.

Ah, Thunder Grant, the old place ain't changed a bit.

My spare room!

That's my price.

My plan during the picture.

Be my blushing bride, Pearl.

My special Christmas holiday vittles.

That's my kind of you, Mr. Clampett.

Then what I call my heavenly hash.

I ain't got no kinks in my leg.

Now, you come to my house, Mr. Brewster.

Earl, there's only one way you can seal my lips and stop my jitney, and that's with a smack.

Everybody's invited over to my house for apple cider.

You know where my mink coat is right now?

I was going to offer him my spare room.