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Gilligan's Island (1964) - S01E31 Diogenes, Won't You Please Go Home?

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You wouldn't be mad at me.

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Hi, everybody. Still mad at me?

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Five-year-old bottle of scotch?

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and maybe they'll stop being mad at me.

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An eight-year-old bottle of scotch.

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Very few men would've thought about it.

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I want to find out why they're mad at me.

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Builder of men's minds, shaper of their souls

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'I couldn't handle men, people could say those things.'

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A ruse. Clever devise on my part, my boy.

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- A what? - My diary.

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Gilligan, my boy I'd..

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Thank you. Oh, my diary.

Gilligan's Island (1964) - S01E31 Diogenes, Won't You Please Go Home?

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with that Japanese sailor in my diary.

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"One by one, my fellow castaways disappeared.

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then turn my mind to the enemy.

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Sometimes the shrapnel comes through my fingers

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"Despite all my efforts to protect 'em

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No need to worry them, my boy.

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...like you to accept my humble apologies.