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Gilligan's Island (1964) - S01E31 Diogenes, Won't You Please Go Home?

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'I'll make you toast to the literary world.'

Gilligan's Island (1964) - S01E31 Diogenes, Won't You Please Go Home?

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Thank you. Oh, my diary.

Gilligan's Island (1964) - S01E31 Diogenes, Won't You Please Go Home?

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So that the whole world will know the truth

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A ruse. Clever devise on my part, my boy.

Gilligan's Island (1964) - S01E31 Diogenes, Won't You Please Go Home?

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...like you to accept my humble apologies.

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- A what? - My diary.

Gilligan's Island (1964) - S01E31 Diogenes, Won't You Please Go Home?

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Gilligan, my boy I'd..

Gilligan's Island (1964) - S01E31 Diogenes, Won't You Please Go Home?

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Don't you want me to be a famous movie star in the whole world?

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It's the Howell instinct. You mark my words.

Gilligan's Island (1964) - S01E31 Diogenes, Won't You Please Go Home?

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Don't you want to be my co-star?

Gilligan's Island (1964) - S01E31 Diogenes, Won't You Please Go Home?

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For you would hear nothing but my steady breathing

Gilligan's Island (1964) - S01E31 Diogenes, Won't You Please Go Home?

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I'd like to show you my diary, but I can't.

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Mark my words, you cross swords with Thurston Howell III

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- 'How did you ever do that?' - Top secret, my boy.

Gilligan's Island (1964) - S01E31 Diogenes, Won't You Please Go Home?

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with that Japanese sailor in my diary.

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"One by one, my fellow castaways disappeared.

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then turn my mind to the enemy.

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Sometimes the shrapnel comes through my fingers

Gilligan's Island (1964) - S01E31 Diogenes, Won't You Please Go Home?

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"Despite all my efforts to protect 'em

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No need to worry them, my boy.