Oh, God, if she ain't the mule-iest little woman.

Well, she says little old Mary is everybody's favorite.

It says Beverly Hillbully's picking on a little boy like Jed.

In fact, I don't see how anybody gets through that little door.

You ain't supposed to fire up the still and make a little moonshine whiskey.

Watch Little House on the Prairie back-to-back episodes weekdays at 3 on Hallmark Channel.

Yeah, with her golden curls hanging down her back, and her pretty little rosebud mouth saying,

If Mary Pickford moved in that little cabin down the creek from us back home, what would we do?

The Beverly Hillbillies.

We's the Clampetts.

The banker's secretary showed me.

Stay in the buggy, dear.

Stay in the buggy, dear.

Now, that ain't the surprise, Granny.

You better tote along the shotgun.

Ain't that the most pitiful thing?

Don't forget to spin the wheel.

They're ready to make the connection.

Now with this, I can communicate directly with the men working at the drilling site.

I recognize a good time as any to let the cat out of the bag.