Come on, Countess.

Come on, Jethro.

Come on to the kitchen.

He's counting big on that castle and all.

But the sign on the front said drugstore.

Will you stop nibbling on me?

Put the sign on the front that said drugstore.

Now you get upstairs and mow that stubble off your face and put on some decent clothes.

Hey, come on in, Connie, she's right here.

Here's the information you'll need on my Swiss bank.

Ted, you have heard my last words on the subject.

A beautiful peach like the Countess ain't gonna hang on the tree forever.

When you two leave on your honeymoon, I'll give you his and her jugs.

You know that tonic has to be bottled before the full of the moon or it'll turn on us!

And then, uh...

You can buy step ladders and garden hoses and cheeseburgers.

I'm fine, and yourself?

He grabbed his wife and went to hugging and kissing again.

When you marry up with the Countess, are you gonna live in a castle with a moat and a drawbridge and a tower and a dungeon and knights in iron suits fighting with swords and lances and rescuing damsels in distress?

I'll just up and quit!