High treason.

What kind of a fool school is cool school?

I've been going to cool school!

Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed.

They have turned it into a playground for reform school dropouts.

But a lot of people have been criticizing me for renting that basement to those beatniks.

How come?

Well, of course, some of them do look like hobos with those whiskers.

Oh, I don't hardly think having a few whiskers makes a fellow a hobo.

You're right, you're right.

On you, they look like a million.

Many millions.

Exactly what is it those narrow-minded bigots have been complaining about?

Perhaps the music and dancing.

Yes, that's it.

I kind of like music and dancing.

And me too.

What else do they do?

Well, Chief, almost everything they do is dictated by their basic philosophy, which is a protest against our materialistic way of life.

What does that mean?