Hacker.

William Hacker.

That seems sporting, eh, Hacker?

But, Mr. Hacker, Mr. Clampett is out.

Hacker, read those words over and over.

There is the mark of true greatness, Hacker.

Can you win a round of skeet, Billy Hacker?

Suppose Hacker hears about your new teammate and comes around to meet him?

If it's Hacker from the merchant's bank trying to steal their account, I'll... Hi.

When you see Gene Sandblum handle one of these things... Wait, that's my face, Hacker.

Win or lose, may the spirit of fair play and good sportsmanship... Now listen, Hacker.

Mr. Hacker is back to see you, and the chairman of the rules committee is with him.

And Hacker here thought that you'd default or ask for a postponement merely because you'd lost your teammate.

Mr. Hacker, it may interest you to know that the employee I have chosen to be my teammate has never in his entire life shot one single solitary clay bird.