And by days, I want that turkey cleaned and dressed to no more foolishness.

Hey, you remember that little fella that came home from school with me the other day?

Well, the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire.

The kinfolk said, Jed, move away from there.

Said, California's the place you ought to be.

So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly Hills, that is.

Swimming pools, movie stars.

The Beverly Hillbilly.

Can you stuff a turkey good, Billy boy, Billy boy?

Can you stuff a turkey good for Thanksgiving?

Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed.

And then one day he was shooting at some food, and up through the ground come a bubbling crude.

Oil, that is.

Black gold.

Texas tea.

It's been a whole year since the guys they all sat down at the table with us.

We gotta put on the dog.

Don't worry, Duke.

When folk says they're putting on a dog, it just means they're doing things fancy.

Yeah, Duke.