How am I ever gonna get this family in high society?

I can't tell you how thrilled I am to participate in this historical recreation.

Mr. Drysdale, I am certain the Clavin's would not do violent harm to Mrs. Smith-Standish.

I reckon it's staring more at a horse.

And while I'm sure that the bank examiners will find our fiscal situation to be sound, I am extremely anxious... Oh, Melvin!

Mrs. Drysdale, am I to understand that you are ignorant of the process by which your own colonial ancestors made their soap?

I wouldn't have missed this for a million dollars.

May I send a truck to pick up this debris?

I got to do a little more fixing on the bobbin.

I shall call upon every resource to avert such a social catastrophe.

I will, I will.

What a picture.

You're a millionaire?

Set a spell.

Well, I bet you that's just as good as a duke or an earl.

Yes, I know, I know.

I can skeer you up a few more things to wash if it pleasures you.

Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed.

Oh, I bet there's not another family in Beverly Hills that has a butter turd like that.

You are indeed a disgrace!