Girls are beautiful.

Something all girls like?

That's the Clampett girl, Ellie May.

To those girls, I'm an idol.

Well, the first thing you know, old Jeb's a millionaire.

Trying to find out how to drive this thing.

That's what a feller does to a girl.

And there's some things I need for that Thanksgiving spread.

Well, Scooby... You peasant girls don't beat around the bush.

Yes, what if the kind of girl gets serious about Sonny?

How do you reckon the folks that lived here before us passed things?

He thinks you're the greatest thing that could ever happen to his daughter.

Good heavens, a date with a girl like that is unthinkable.

Well, Ellie, that's something that a girl's maw usually tells her about.

I refuse to date a strange girl just to benefit your economic situation.

And when he does, that's when a girl has got to be careful.

Gee, stepdad, no girl has ever been exposed to me for two consecutive days.

Did I hear you say that it's the Clampett girl you're asking Sonny to date?

Now, we're all going to calm down, go next door, talk to Mr. Drysdale, and straighten this whole thing out.

Now, you climb into that expensive sports car I bought you and go calling on that girl or so.