So you're J.D.

Clampett, eh?

Yes, sir.

Pleased to meet you.

It's a rare treat to shake hands with you like this.

Oh?

Well, it's the way I've always done it.

Oh, I mean, you're quite a famous man with all those millions in the bank.

Close to 50 now, isn't it?

Well, to tell you the truth, Mr. Cavanaugh, I ain't never seen him before.

But I got a nephew, Jethro, and he's right good at cyphering.

One of these days, I'm gonna send him down to the bank, pile up all my money, and... Bertner forgot.

You come to see Granny?

No, no, I'm here to see your mother-in-law.

Yeah, that's Granny.

Granny?

General McCrawler here to see you.

Another one?

Ernie, this here is Mr. Clifton Cavanaugh, and he has been wanting to meet you.

Well, you ought to have told me he was coming.