How many did you put away, boy?

The kinfolk said, Jed, move away from there.

Yes, sir, you gotta drive me to town right away.

That is the first time I've ever known Granny to give away a cooking secret.

Lancelot and Guinevere, they're like Tristan and Isolde, Heloise and Abelard.

I'm lonesome and blue.

Rocks and the reels.

Mr. Flat and Earl Scruggs.

Oh, twixt grass and hay.

Yeah, Jethro, I can cook, and I'll be right over and prove it.

And your gravy smells just scrumptious.

Lester Flatt and Earl Scruggs are here.

I'm calling for Lester Flatt and Earl Scruggs.

Now, if Granny goes off traveling with you and Earl, that boy's gonna hungry up and skinny to death.

I got to admit, I've never seen Granny happier than when she was singing and playing with you and Earl.

That boy and Miss Hathaway are cooking for him?

Yes, sir, and I'm trying to cook biscuits and red-eyed gravy, so if you don't mind... Don't... Don't hang up.

Yes, I want your recipe for biscuit and rye gravy.

I'm gonna play the auto harp and I'm gonna sing.

I keep calling the Clampetts and some goof keeps answering.