Why, she could be a debutante and have a coming-up party and... What's that?

Needs a little polish here and there.

Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed.

Come on inside and have a mess of Granny's jowls and sorghum.

Sure isn't a nice surprise to have you come and visit.

Milburn, how can you be so uninformed and run a bank?

And then one day he was shooting at some food, and up through the ground come a bubbling crude.

Why, Ellie May and me could get a... That is, Ellie May could get a husband in no time.

I mean that when your family and my family arrived on the Mayflower, his family was waiting for them.

A poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed.

And the churn.

Well, she was out of sorts to begin with, because it was a hot day, and the butter kept a-melting.

Like drinking tea and playing bridge and having parties and getting dressed up and going to the Opry and getting wrote up in the paper.

He is nice and pink and rosy, ain't they?

Why don't you go back to the woods and live in a cave where you belong?

And with them two redskins trying to snatch her hair, that riled her up a good.

What a picture.

Set a spell.

You're a millionaire?

Get through, you get you a piece of brick and hone all this rust off of here and then go over the whole thing with coal oil.