A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed.

At your house, to show them you're a homeowner and a family man.

Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed.

And then one day he was shooting at some food, and up through the ground come a bubbling crude.

Oil, that is.

How do you do, Granny?

It's the small groomer.

Everybody in.

Now hold on a minute, please.

What is this?

I just came over to offer Mr. Clampett one last chance before the debate to withdraw from the race.

Running scared, eh?

I tested it.

It works.

This is without my... device.

And this here is with it.

Filling it completely.

What a breakthrough.

I'll pull the truck up front and demonstrate it for you.

We'll make a fortune.