I'll learn here how to make my surprise low.

Now, Pa, I'm gonna ask her to learn me how to make that vegetable soup.

And Ellie's trying to take her place.

Just tote me to the kitchen and prop me up to the stove and I'll save you.

This is gonna get a message to Granny to come to town and call.

But now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and all his kin.

Oh, I had to move heaven and earth to arrange transportation for that little woman.

You mean to say that Granny's going to come home and find another woman in her kitchen?

Listen, young lady, you pack your things and you get... over to my house.

No, I cut through the woods to look for some roots and some yarbs.

Well, you take this phone and tell that smart aleck that it's against the law to play pranks on doctors and firemen.

Why don't you take the young lady up to your room and make her comfortable?

And as a reward, I'm going to give you a double helping of what I just cooked.

The way Steve and I feel, we want to have a dozen more just like the first one.