Hobbies and sports.

Granny, you go on over there and sit down and we're gonna have tea and bridge.

I'll save up a bunch of thrills for you, like churning and lye making and corn husking and chicken plucking and goat milking.

And they made me glamorous.

Don't sit in there and sulk.

A big limousine and a livered chauffeur.

We'll be drinking tea and playing bridge directly.

And them folks just no use high society.

This hickory bench is tied on good and tight.

All of you go and put your clothes on, and when Miss Dandy sees us, she won't have to be shamed.

And I suppose Granny gave you some of her corn?

It took out all the color and the curl too.

And pushing that button makes that plunger hit them chimes.

All you got to do is say a few of them French words and they go to bowing and scraping all over the place.

So whilst you go ahead and go to the door, I'm going up on the roof and catch that rascal that's pushing that button.

And so, it gives me great pleasure to present them wealthy, bored, international young'uns whose favorite hobby is ballet dancing, Ellie Mae and Jethro.

Would you throw an Ellie Makin' and drive you down there?

Well, come on, let's get in there and get at it.

And this here soap will take the sting out of the pain.

She's played it to me and I got it all wrote down.