Instead of a rose queen, we'll have a possum queen.

Who will be your queen?

You can be Possum Queen right here.

I've run for Possum Queen 47 times.

I see you're running for Possum Queen.

With an orange queen, an orange parade.

Here's your choice for possum queen, Granny, Granny.

First off, the queen gets her weight in possum.

Now, Jed, you got the next possum queen sitting here.

Granny is all set to run against my wife, Possum Queen.

Cause back there I got a good chance of being Possum Queen.

There we are, and you wouldn't want to miss the honor of being queen.

It's because she don't want me running again hurt for Beverly Hills Possum Queen.

The Impossum Queen is about the highest honor that can come to a woman.

Ordering to stay for election day, the finest queen you've ever seen, Granny, always.

We'll put on a possum festival, and a possum queen, and a possum parade.

She wanted me out of town so she could be possum queen of Beverly Hills.

You're about to hear the keynote speech in my campaign for President Queen of England.

So you tell your wife to put on her rip snort in this campaign, and may the best woman be possum queen.