I ain't clapping for you.

That's for Flatt and Sprott.

Granny got a treat for you.

Here's a good one for Granny.

You sure are dressed for high water.

Well, your skirt is short enough for it.

These are the two people I've been looking for.

Well, it ain't every day that Lester Flatt and Earl Scruggs put their feet under your table.

It said Latin Scruggs, Wingin' West for a film sesh.

And then one day he was shooting at some food, and up to the ground come a bubbling crude.

Yeah, we're gonna do some television spots for Foggy Mountain Soul.

It ain't me you got to thank for this good life.

They would like to thank you folks for kindly dropping in.

This is one place we don't mind singin' for our village.

It gets your clothes much whiter You can bet your hat it'll make dirt scat And make your whole day brighter

What I mean is, you are the perfect types for my commercials.

All right, now, come on, let's get set up for a take here.

After that cruise with Jethro, you sure you want to head for deep water again?

Well, Granny and me wouldn't think of stepping in front of a camera without that boy doing the directing for us.