These are the Clampetts.

Clampetts, these are the enemies.

What's the matter with these kids today?

Well, how come?

These girls are right, but they dress like fellers.

Don't come back now, hear?

Want me to get these in water for you, Granny?

Is she coming back to me?

Especially when I call out the moves for you.

You'll meet them when I fetch them home this evening.

This is a picture of you when you was my age.

We all have mornings when we don't feel like getting out of bed.

You look about the way Jethro did when he dragged in last night.

I enjoy spending money on my friends, especially when they can afford it.

Well, just so they come up with a good fiddle player.

Granny says when this picture was took, you was a lady killer at Cass Cabin.

Well, uh, you know, Granny liked to stretch the truth when, uh... What are you doing?

Come to think of it, there probably ain't no boys around today that dumb.

Well now, I didn't do none of my fancy whittlin' until I seen a pretty girl come along.

Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed, the poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed.