What hit me?

Quit pullin' the table away from me.

Let me get upstairs first.

Remember the way they used to serenade me?

Well, tell me about it, Pa.

Well, why'd you call me, Granny?

Maybe this wouldn't have happened to me.

I done like you always told me.

They both asked me to elope, but...

Whoever throwed it at me left it in the jug.

Jethro, you're making me old before my time.

Now stop it, you got me a-bushin'.

I told me to take him back where he come from!

Uncle Jethro told me to fix the drawing room up like a barn.

Get my girl on the line, you'll find me there most any time.

Well, then you put me through to the same butcher shop I was talking to before.

Just let me get up the nerve to tell them because this is going to hurt.

I told that fella to send me a side of pork and some pig feet for tonight's wind dig.

Because the one that don't get me, he'll be eat up with jealousy and they'll get to fighting like they used to.

Now old man Flatty on the farm, from the hog lot to the barn, from the barn to the rail, he made his living by carrying the mail.