It combines drama, pathos, suspense.

Bosses have no feeling for drama.

Well, the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire.

The kinfolk said, Jed, move away from there.

Said, California's the place you ought to be.

So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly Hills, that is.

Swimming pools, movie stars.

The Beverly Hillbillies.

Mr. Drysdale, your past is here to haunt you.

What?

["Black Gold, Texas Tea"]

Yeah, gee, it's a cute act.

See, I'm Little Red Riding Hood, and I'm walking through the forest with a basket of food for my granny, and I get lost, and this raccoon finds me.

He's sitting on a rock.

When I pass by, he reaches out with these cute little hands, and he unties the bow that holds up my skirt.

And... Miss Laverne, we are not interested in the sordid details of your ecclesiastical performance.

Don't ask me.

And shame on you for contributing to the delinquency of a raccoon.

Miss Chickadee Laverne.

That stripper you engaged for one of your business dinners?